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• To be done in warmer climates: break apart oreo cookies so that white, creamy filling sticks to 1/2 of cookie (the way most kids eat them).
  Discard or eat other 1/2 of cookie without filling....
• The Pastor And The Fig Leaf... A male pastor walked into a neighborhood pub to use the restroom.
  The place was hopping with music and dancing, until people saw the pastor....
• A man is walking down the street one day when he sees another man sprinting towards him.
  "What's wrong?" he shouts as the man comes closer....
• The man smiles when things go wrong has someone to blame it on.
• Include your Children when Baking Cookie
• Federal Aviation Administration, Washington, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
• Federal Aviation Agency, Washington 25, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
• If anything -can't- go wrong, it will.
• If anything can go wrong, it will.