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• Solidarity continues to be a problem for the Polish government, and any day now we expect it to change that old communist rally line to, "Workers of the world, shut up!
  (Editor's note: Bill is finally back at work after his cross country sojourn....
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  ** You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me ** Earth is full, go home ** I have the body of a god....
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