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If it ain't broke, you CAN'T fix it!
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane!
If everyone lived forever, where would we all park!?
If it ain't broke, break it!
If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
If it has TITS or TIRES, you gonna have trouble with it.
If it doesn't, paint it!
If it doesn't work, it's physics.
If it doesn't move, NEEDLEPOINT it!
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