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Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things.
Don't take life too seriously, it's not permanent.
Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac.
Don't waste the whole day - laugh at LEAST once!
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
Don't underestimate the power of inflation.
Don't pick up that phon#!}}{) NO CARRIER
Don't pick it, it'll NEVER heal.
Don't light a match!
Don't let your boss catch you doing this.
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