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• '\o.,@o.+:"/~!v <-- Tagline debris.
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• All we need is *L*O*V*E*...................
• T.A.F.
• Heard from a friend whose friend "actually" saw it happen.
  There was a terrible auto accident, with body parts lying around....
• There was a terrible auto accident, with body parts lying around.
  A very stupid policeman was filling out a form telling where the parts were....
• (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (V)alium?