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• What's eighteen inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? George Bush's tie.
• Q: What's twelve inches long and white? A: Nothing.
• What is white and this long, (hands held about nine inches apart). NOTHING.......
• Q: What's 6 inches long, has a head on it, and makes women go wild? A: Money.
• Seen in the men's lavatory: Hi, I am 9.5 inches long and two inches thick.
  Under which was the reply: Interesting, and tell me, how big is your dick?...
• The nipples of Sarah Sarong, When excited, are twelve inches long.
  This embarrassed her lover Who was pained to discover! She expected no less of his dong....
• Q. Why is snow like sex? A. Because you don't know how many inches you're going to get nor how long it will last!
• Q: What do snow and sex have in common? A: You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it's going to last.
• 12 inches : Taming of the Shrew