Over EIGHTEEN INCHES Long!
Over EIGHTEEN INCHES long!
What's eighteen inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? George Bush's tie.
Q: What's twelve inches long and white? A: Nothing.
What is white and this long, (hands held about nine inches apart). NOTHING.......
Q: What's 6 inches long, has a head on it, and makes women go wild? A: Money.
Seen in the men's lavatory: Hi, I am 9.5 inches long and two inches thick.
Under which was the reply: Interesting, and tell me, how big is your dick?...
The nipples of Sarah Sarong, When excited, are twelve inches long.
This embarrassed her lover Who was pained to discover! She expected no less of his dong....
Q. Why is snow like sex? A. Because you don't know how many inches you're going to get nor how long it will last!
Q: What do snow and sex have in common? A: You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it's going to last.
12 inches : Taming of the Shrew