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• Murphy's laws of combat operations... ** Friendly fire - isn't.
  ** Recoilless rifles - aren't. ** If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid....
• Serviceman's Rulebook 1. You are not a superman.
  2. If it's stupid but works, it's not stupid....
• Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
• Murphy's Military Laws 1. You are not superman.
  2. If it's stupid but works, it isnt stupid. 3....
• When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a witch, and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to his room.
  One night the witch room mate returned to find that all six calendars in his room were set to October, and there was a pentagram of pencils on his desk....
• Never Forget, Never!!!
• Women and elephants never forget an injury.
• Pizza Pranks 1. Press random numbers while giving order (touch-tone phone), and ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
  2. Tell the order taker that you have a rival pizza place on the other line, and you're going with the lowest bidder....
• I never forget a face - but yours I might.