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• A man shall be satisfied with the fruit of his mouth
• Once upon a time, a woman complained to her doctor that she and her husband never had sex anymore.
  So the doctor gave her a bottle of pills and told her to put them in his drink and she would be 'satisfied....
• Never say never !
• Never Forget, Never!!!
• This fellow wishes to join an exclusive African lion-hunters club.
  Actually, the club's members consist entirely of aging Englishmen, who never do any hunting, and whose only enjoyment comes when some silly sod wants to join....
• A bartender has a problem with a regular customer who nightly proclaims that he's the baddest ass person around.
  Eventually tiring of this boasting, the bartender says "If you're such a bad ass, then you'll have to prove it to me....
• A Virus?.. Never!
• Never say no.