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• Katz's Law: Men and women will act rationally when all other possibilities have been exhausted.
• POLITICAL Q. Why don't congressmen use bookmarks? A.
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• Why do women have pussies? So men will talk to them.
• Why do men swim faster than women? Because they have a rudder.
• Men who have builds as good as women on Glateaters TV program
• Women about men: Men are like cars, you have to be careful not to get under them.
  .. Men about women: Women are like buses, if you miss one there will always come a new one......
• BATHROOM QUOTES "The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
  * Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die....
• Q. When is it much better to be a women than a men ?
  A. When you are in the lavatory and the plane hits turbulences....