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• Murphy's Laws On Love and Sex The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
  Nothing improves with age. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again....
• MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX -------------------- 1.
  The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings....
• Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
• A whale couple was strolling along the seaside (whales are monogamous, you know), when the male whale spotted another whale being harrassed by a whaling ship.
  We'll call the male whale Dick for conveinience, and his female compaion Jane....
• There was an old woman from leith Who would circumcise men with her teeth It wasn`t for fame, or love of the game but to get at the cheese underneath.
• Platonic love is love from the neck up.
• To love another person is to see the face of God.
• From: gazit@ganelon.usc.edu.UUCP (Salit) Subject: Virgin Joke Date
  27 Jun 88 19:17:28 GMT A woman was going to marry one of those guys that want a virgin....
• A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one.
  Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt....