Loser: Guy who plays Monopoly and is mugged on Boardwalk.
Related:
- A Conservative is a Liberal who got
mugged... - He who plays with self
pulls boner... - Back around 1969 at another university, we had just gotten time sharing
facilities and because of the unrest (this was about Kent State) we had
armed guards protecting the computer and the few terminals
It being around midnight, I got the guards playing... - Unknown
How do you know a guy is a real loser
He walks past a cemetery and two guys with shovels... - An Optimist can be
mugged very... - A born loser: Somebody who calls the number that's scrawled in
lipstick on the phone booth wall
and his wife answers. I AM NOT schizophrenic... - 95% loser free
And half the sugar... - Send Monopoly Money to your Favorite TV
Evangelist... - Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition"
Intel...
