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• A Conservative is a Liberal who got mugged!
• He who plays with self, pulls boner.
• Back around 1969 at another university, we had just gotten time sharing facilities and because of the unrest (this was about Kent State) we had armed guards protecting the computer and the few terminals.
  It being around midnight, I got the guards playing an interactive monopoly game....
• Unknown How do you know a guy is a real loser? He walks past a cemetery and two guys with shovels start chasing him.
• An Optimist can be mugged very easily
• A born loser: Somebody who calls the number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall-- and his wife answers.
  I AM NOT schizophrenic. Me neither....
• 95% loser free... And half the sugar.
• Send Monopoly Money to your Favorite TV Evangelist.
• Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition" -- Intel.