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• Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either.
• Detach below this line
• Look out for number one. But don't step in number two!
• A Shade Below Neon: not too bright!
• FOR SYSOP USE ONLY - Do not write below this line.
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• VVV Beware of limbo-dancers below this line VVV
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  When they look out their windows, they both see rumble....