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• Physicists do it at the Speed of Light.
• 186,000 miles a second -- it's the Law! (speed of light)
• Computer: a million morons working at the speed of light.
• Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
• Prepare to surge to sub-light speed.............EN-GAGE!
• A Big Mouth Travels Far.
• An empty bus travels fast.
• For all those Tool-Time enthusiasts..... HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of wa
  he hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate expensive car parts not far from the object we are trying to hit....
• Q: How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None. There never *was* any light bulb....