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• Recursive, adj.; see Recursive
• Two men are caught having stolen a calendar. The judge gave them six months each!
  (Source : BBC) David Rigby...
• Impossible - adj. Nailing Jello to a tree.
• When the judge, with his wife having sport, Proved suddenly two inches short, The good woman declined, And the judge had her fined By proving contempt of the court.
• Bowman hesitates. You're not IBM compatible.
• This is a case of law found in a West Law digest. This is an actual case heard by the Michigan court of appeals (Fisher v.
  Low, 333 N.W.2d 67) that was recently shown to me by somebody at school (after a long time being a software engineer I started evening law school)....
• Mac, adj. The excuse for not wanting to learn computing.