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• It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood,...
• Gargoyles are taking over my neighborhood!
• In Warsaw there's a neighborhood improvement project going on.
  They're building diving boards over the cesspools....
• Still, the housing price rise means we've been able to get into a high-priced neighborhood without even moving.
• Why didn't the new Pope want to accept the position? It meant moving into an Italian neighborhood.
• One day a proud father brought his 21 year old son into a neighborhood bar for a birthday drink.
  This is not unusual except that this proud fathers son had no body, he was just a head....
• They had a 'witchy' old lady next door that was constantly complaining about everything and everyone in the neighborhood.
  After one really good round about kids and pets messing up her spotless front yard, my buddies planned what turned out to be a better joke than they originally thought....
• As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the one in Denver.
  My friend Chuck, after searching for months, found the perfect place....