Related:

• Heard on Rush Limbaugh(sp?): Q: What's the difference between Elvis and Jim Wright?
  A: Everyone knows Wright is dead... This is a paradoy ad that appeared in the Chicago Reader....
• It's alive, it's alive...muhahaha!
• 5. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
  Because he is still alive. But this is only a technicality....
• It's the end of the world as we know it ...
• Why do we do it? WE DON'T KNOW!
• Forgive us, for we know not what we do. Not that we CARE or anything.
• As pure as Jim Bakker himself.
• Jim, I'm a doctor not a prostitute!
• Jim, I'm a programmer, not a paeologist! :->