- Abolish anal retentiveness!
- Abolish procrastination...tomorrow.
- Help stamp out and abolish redundancy!
- Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy!
- Speaking of Mornings...
A farm boy was drafted. On his first furlough, his Father
asked him what he thought of Army life.
"It's pretty good Dad. The food's not bad, the work's easy but best part is how late they let you sleep in....
- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you....
- Why do you need a drivers licence to buy liquor when you cannot drink and
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?...
- Monkeying around..
This is just too funny. The local zoo has a new habitat
for a pair of lions who have just arrived.
In an article in today's Globe, one of the zookeepers is relating a story as an example of how you never really know what to expect from a habitat until the animals have a chance to live in i...