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• Blonde Scout Leader... Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip.
  Her husband, who was a Scout Leader, was sick so she volunteered to take over for him one weekend....
• THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS....THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN "Members of Congress.
  ..People of America....I banged her. I banged her like a cheap gong....
• A Scary Ride A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport.
  After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking....
• Greeting Cards That Were Rejected By Halmark: "Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonde
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• I finally tried that Preparation H they're always talking about on TV.
  It tasted terrible, gave me bad breath, stained my teeth, and ruined my toothbrush....
• PRIEST/MINISTER/RABBI Father Kelly went to the dentist for some minor work.
  As he left, he asked about the bill, and the dentist said, "No charge, Father, happy to do it for a man of the cloth....
• So Gorbachev (sp?) decided that now that he was on top, it was time to impress his ancient mother.
  He sent his private helicopter out to the small town where she lived to pick her up....
• An old cowboy was sitting in a bar somewhere in west texas, animatedly telling all his drinking buddies about the contest he won.
  "Yeah boys, I realy won that free trip to Ney York City, It's gonna be grand," the old cowboy remarked....