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• Everyone is entitled to my opinion, just ask me...
• At my high school (many years ago) over a dozen Polymorphic 88 S-100 computers were used to teach computer lit in the math department.
  Now I was the curious type and I took to reading the supplementary documentation to the operating system and I implemented a number of nasty suprises for the other students....
• ahhhhhhhhh...hhhhhhhhhhhhh (heavy breathing sounds, like an obcene phone call) Oh, shit, you called me!
  Sorry, leave your name and number at the beep....
• Beam me up Scotty, it just ate my phaser!
• HELP ME! MY BRAIN!!! I JUST DROPPED IT! AAARRGGGGHHH!
• My Twit Filter just put me on its Twit List!
• By this time, the priest was thoroughly aroused. He pulled the girl down onto the rug and inserted his penis, breathing heavily as he asked,&quo
  Did he manage to do this?" "Yes, Father, and worse,&quo...
• Reduce CO2 Emissions - Stop Breathing!
• Look, mom: No monitor!