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• This IBM service rep, hardware engineer, and software engineer were driving down the road one day and they had a flat.
  The service rep wanted to replace the car, the hardware engineer thought they could work around it, and the software engineer said 'maybe if we ignore it, it'll go away'....
• Getting up early is hazardous to your health
• A little tagline can be dangerous to your health ...
• If you wait, it will go away.
• A tale of woe...by Poe? Or a vain attempt at literature by the computer semi-literate?
  Anonymous, with all apologies due to E. A. Poe Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, Systems manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor, Longing for the warmth of bedsheets, Still I sat there, doing spreadshee...
• Come closer... a little closer... ulp! Go away!
• Go away or I'll taunt you a second time!
• What are you doing?!? The message is over,GO AWAY!