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• Murphy's Military Laws 1. You are not superman.
  2. If it's stupid but works, it isnt stupid. 3....
• Don't let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you.
• You fool! That's the History Eraser Button!!!
• My favourite practical joke involves on of those long line-ups for tickets to a concert or something.
  First you go to the front of the line and then walk the entire length, looking over everyone as if you were trying to find a friend....
• Flies... A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding
  and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable....
• Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.
  Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....
• It seems that in this small mid-western town a minister was given gifts by his congregation.
  An eldery woman comes up to him and presents him with several home-baked pies....
• Don't let it fool you, it's written in BASIC.
• You can't fool me--there ain't no sanity clause.