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  ** If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?...
• Here are my categories, with examples (his): ENGLISH
  I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out....
• Did you know 'gullible' IS in the dictionary?
• Q: How do we know that a greek designed the female body?
  A: Who else would put the snack bar right next to the shit house?...
• NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE To the citizens of the United States of America
  In the light of your failure to elect a President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today....
• Twas The Night Before IPO... 'Twas the day before the IPO, when all through the net, Not an executive was flying, not even Ellison's jet.
  The documents were filed with the SEC with care, In hopes that the IPO soon would be there....
• MOTHER'S DICTIONARY: AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.
  BOTTLE FEEDING: an opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2am too....
• These are from Flumen and Flumen, J. of School Psychol.
  17, 82-84, 1979 The questions are those from the WISCR and WPPSI (IQ Tests for little people) q...
• IDIOTS... I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card.
  She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed....