If $$$ doesn't grow on trees, why are they green?
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- Why are birds poor?
Because money doesn't grow on trees... - Q: Where do dates grow?
A:
On calendar trees... - What is green and pecks on trees?
Woody wood pickle... - Q: Why are pool tables green?
A: If you had your balls racked,
you'd be green too... - Q. WHY ARE DOLLY PARTON'S FEET SMALL?
A.
BECAUSE THINGS DON'T GROW VEY LARGE IN THE SHADE... - Q: Why do elephants have red balls?
A: So they can hide in cherry trees.
Q: What's the most horrible sound in the jungle? A... - Purify the air:
Grow a... - BEING BLACK
When I was born.........
I was black. When I grow up...........
From the same category:
- Oxymoron:
Pro-contra... - You can't MobyTurbo with an
internal Z... - Error #1511:
Brain... - One man tells a falsehood,
a hundred repeat it as true... - Crop Circles:
The work of a cereal killer...
