Related:

• Turnauckas' Law The attention span of a computer is only as long as the electrical cord.
• Nanosecond,Used to measure a Womans attention span.
• You been bungy jumping with a cord that was a bit long?
• This is a true story from the WordPerfect help line.
  Needless to say the help desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for "Termination without Cause"....
• The WordPerfect Help Line... (a little old...but still good) This is a true story from the WordPerfect help line.
  Needless, to say the help desk employee was fired...
• YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF... A team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the antenna on the radio in your work area for better reception All your sentences begin with "what if" At Christma
  it goes without saying that you will be the one to find the burnt-out bulb in the string Buying flowers for your girlfriend or spending the money to upgrade your RAM is a moral dilemma Dilbert is your hero Everyone else on the Alaskan cruise is on deck peering at the scenery, and you are still on a personal tour of the engine room In college you thought Spring Break was a metal fatigue failure On vacation, you are reading a computer manual and turning the pages faster than someone else who is reading a John Grisham novel People groan at the party when you pick out the music The blinking 12...
• Tech Help "Hello. Tech Support, may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.
  "What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away....
• THE POWER USER'S GUIDE TO POWER USERS Power Users never read their software manual
  instead they get petty cash from their secretaries and use it to buy books which contain the phrase "Power User" on the cover....
• Pay Attention!