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• Why doesn't Jesus eat M and M's? Cos they fall through his hands.
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• I heard this exchange between Baltimore Approach and a C-172 about 3pm on March 1st.
  I missed the first part of the exchange, but the part I did hear follows....
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• Linda answered, "It's a cherry.