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• I like being single.I'm always there when I need me.
• Daily Affirmations I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself.
  Unless, of course, I want to stay employed. A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem....
• Knock knock Who's there? Don Juan Don Juan who? I Don Juan to set the world on fire!
• Please Mr. Custard, I don' wanna gel ...
• M R ducks M R not M R too C M wangs L I B M R ducks!
• I heard that they were going to move Texas A&M to Canada.
  ...... They say that it will raise the average IQ of both countries....
• I am not sincere, even when I say I am not.
• This joke courtesy of orchestral trumpeter Michael Bowman) A judge, a bishop, and a conductor were having a discussion.
  All three were rather vain men, and their talk soon turned to the question of which of them was the greatest....
• I-M-4-U, S-I-M, S-I-M, G-I-1-2-B-4-U-4-F-R, N-F-R