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• b>Theorem. A cat has nine tails. Proof. No cat has eight tails.
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• I can't use Windows. My cat killed my mouse.
• I can't use Windows. My cat ate my mouse.
• While (!cat) play (mouse)
• The cat is eating my mouse! No,No Kitty...
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....