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  Anonymous, with all apologies due to E. A. Poe Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, Systems manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor, Longing for the warmth of bedsheets, Still I sat there, doing spreadshee...
• Twas the night before Y2K 'Twas the night before Y2K, and all through the nation We awaited "The Bug", The Millennium sensation.
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• As I said before, I never repeat myself.