Related:

• What Were They Thinking? (taken from resumes submitted to various employers) "1881-1995
  pent my time teaching and going to school for computer science....
• Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
• I think, therefore I am (or am I?).
• A Jew & a Chinaman (sigh...) are traveling on a train together.
  After a while, The jew stand up, and gives the chinaman a tremndous slap....
• I am not a molecule, I am a free radical!
• I am schizophrenic, and so am I.
• I am not a number. I am a variable.
• I am perfectly sane, and so am I.