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• I've never fallen in love...but I stepped in it once!
• I stepped on a Tetanus needle today..... now what?
• I'm having a big bang theory! ---Zippy
• THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS: COMBAT SANTA REVISITED T'was the night before Christmas, he lived all alone, in a one bedroom house made of plaster and stone.
  I had come down the chimney with presents to give, And to see just who in this home did live....
• 48 It always delights me at Hank's To walk up the old river banks.
  One time in the grass I stepped on an ass, And heard a young girl murmur, "Thanks....
• One night at a bar in San Francisco, a sailor and marine, both on shore leave, started arguing about which service was better, who could drink more, who had the bigger dick, etc.
  Well, needless to say, the bartender stepped in and said, "Okay, let's settle this once and for all...
• Honk for Jesus The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker.
  I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car, and I'm really glad I did....
• Dr. Beckett stepped into the QUANTUM LEAP accelerator and vanished