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• Unknown "Sweetheart, today is our wedding anniversary.
  Do you remember that great day in our lives?" "Boy, do I!...
• There were two brothers by the name of Jones, one was married and the other one was single.
  It happened that John's wife died the same day that Joe's boat sank....
• At the Doctor's... -A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to help me, I hurt all over.
  "What do you mean?" said the doctor. -The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts....
• Once upon a time, there was a village. The people in the village were extremely conservative.
  No one talked about sex. Newlyweds had to figure out how to do such business on their own because no one ever talked about it in their lifetime....
• RODNEY DANGERFIELD'S BEST ONE-LINERS A girl phoned me the other day and said .
  ... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over....
• As you may know, Martina Navara-Telova (sp?) is in the midst of a multi-million dollar palimony suit with her former female lover.
  As I see it, Martina could have held back that wave of lawsuits if she would just have put her finger in the dyke....
• Great A Hot & Juicy Story Well, I was loafin' around the salad bar at the burger stand one chili day on Coney Island, when I Frito-Lay'd my eyes on the sweetest little tomato I'd ever seen.
  Let's just say I could tell she wasn't gonna be ice-cold or taste like some of those cheaper spreads I'd eaten....
• I just got pulled over by the L.A.P.D. and boy am I beat.