How Did I Get Here From There?
How did I get here from there?
How did I get round from eating square meals?
Son, Did You Scratch The Car? Dad - "Son, come in here, we need to talk.
Son - "What's up, Dad?" Dad - "There's a scratch down the side of the car....
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Flying that bird This guy calls his wife at work and says "Don't worry I'm fine and the damage is minimal.
She says "Oh my gosh, what happened?" He says that he was coming back from lunch & a bird hit his car windshield....
Here are some UNIX responses to some UNIX command
# man woman desire man: desire not found $ cat "food in cans" ca...
Inflamed: What?!? You didn't think it was funny? Where did you get your sense of humor, an Acme correspondence course?
What do I have to do to get something funny posted around here?...
Stuck on an Island An ambitious yuppie finally decided to take a vacation.
He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life....
Original source unknown) One day an older fella was in for a checkup.
After his examination, his doctor was amazed. "Holy cow!...