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• Q: How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Only one, but it takes him seven weeks to get there....
• Q:" How many referral agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago....
• Q: How many referral agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago....
• How many referral agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• Q:" How many light bulb jokes does it take to change a light bulb joke?
  "A:" Hmmmm - the probability that a given light bulb joke will be submitted to the net in any given week is ....
• How many light bulb jokes does it take to screw in a light bulb joke?
  The probability that a given light bulb joke will be submitted to the net in any given week is 0....
• How many utilitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  As many as are happy screwing in light bulbs....