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• Another joke which one can easily perpetrate goes like thi
  Fill a plastic, or rubber, tube with water. Hold the tube vertically up into the air and with the thumb of one hand plug up the bottom hole of the tube and place it next to your ear (hide the fact that you are plugging the hole)....
• THE JOB SECURITY QUIZ 1. The boss appears at your cubicle and finds you playing DOOM at your desk, you.
  .. A) Swear to take the game off your hard drive forever, but first make a copy for his kid....
• Life's a batch and then your hard drive dies!
• Spill a drink on your hard drive? Try PC Towels.
• Listen To The Rhythm Of The Crashing Hard Drive
• The man at the next desk, back from vacation, says you can't hold the ocean up to your ear and hear sea shells.
• Q: Know what a rodeo fuck is? A: You start to screw your wife doggie style
  hold on to her shoulders, and whisper in her ear that her sister is a better fuck than she is, and try to hold on for 8 seconds....