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• It's Always Lawyer Season There was a truck driver, who every time he saw a lawyer walking along the edge of the road, would swerve his truck and run over the lawyer.
  One day, while making his deliveries, the driver saw a kindly old priest walking along the roadway on his way to the mission....
• IT'S NOT EASY BEING A GUY If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.
  If you stay home and do the housework, you're a sissy....
• It's Tuff To Be A Guy... If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
  If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum....
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