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• You got a problem kid ?... ---celenza
• A Talking Horse A jogger running down a country road is startled as a horse yells at him "Hey-come over hear buddy".
  The jogger is stunned but runs over to the fence where the horse is standing and asks "Were you talking to me"?...
• Quote the Raven 'Hey, lick me, buddy!'
• This guy, see, was walkin' down the street sportin' two -- not one, but two -- black eye
  a coupla real shiners. He chanced upon his buddy walkin' th' other way and they stopped to talk....
• When all you got's a hammer, every problem becomes a nail
• Yugo A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce.
  The driver of the Yugo rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car....
• Stupid People... Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid".
  That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything....
• We've got a problem, HAL.
• Hey Norton.. I have a SMALL problem...