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• Hello, I must be leaving!
• M R ducks M R not M R too C M wangs L I B M R ducks!
• Here's my favorite, for calling large offices and idiots-in-general
  "Hello, is this the person to whom I am speaking?...
• Off in the hill country the old man was sitting on his porch with his shotgun across his knees waiting for his three daughters' dates to come pick them up.
  The first one came and said to him, "Hello, I'm Bill....
• A woman walks up to the bar and asks the bartender for a beer.
  In a quandary the bartender replies, "Anhauser Busch?...
• Dad: "Would you like to have another brother or sister?" Kid: "I guess it's too late to say no.
• Hello, I'm not here." A friend of mine used this one last summer.
  I always answered it with "Okay, that's all I wanted to know....
• ing ring", "ring, ring" "Hello" "Hello, is that Mr Cord?
  "Yes" "Can I talk to Spinal please?" "Who?" "Spinal, is he there?...