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• Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat: sooner or later, you get pissed off.
• Honest Ma, I got it from a toilet seat...
• picture Rodney D. saying this) Fat!! My wife's so fat she doesn't even complain if you leave the toilet seat up!
  I tell ya... my wife's so fat, she has to have help using the bathroom....
• An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.
  After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying "I know that, in your religion, you're not supposed to eat pork....
• Question: How do you kill an Aggie? Answer: Sneak up on him while he's getting a drink of water, then slam the toilet seat on his head.
• Why can't women put the toilet seat BACK UP !