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• ¯1. Do they have a 4th of July in England? Of course they do, Uncle Sam.
• Did you hear about the two little old ladies feeding pigeons in the park?
  Suddenly, a streaker flashed past! One little old lady had a stroke, the other wasn't quick enough ....
• Pink pigeons The mayor of New York City had just bought a new car.
  It was a brand new Benz and he had parked it outside of city hall in the spaced reserved,"MAYOR"....
• There is always a way.
• Answering machine tape] "We're not here right now; we've gone to England to kill Salman Rushdie.
  Alex Reid...
• What is the difference between Cinderella and a member of the England Football Team?
  Cinderella got to the ball....
• Q: How was the space shuttle like the New England patriots?
  A: For 72 seconds they were both flying high....
• The mayor of New York offered a million dollars to anyone who could rid the city of pigeons.
  After two weeks, a man called city hall and agreed to do it, and the mayor met him on the brooklyn bridge at noon the following day....
• One sunday, a Mother Superior was walking in the convent garden when she saw a young novice surrounded by pigeons shouting, "Fuck off!
  Fuck off!" "Sister!" the Mother Superior said sharply, "There is no need for such language....