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• A man's home is his castle. That's how it seems when he pays taxes on it.
• BEHAVIORAL TIPS. The floor is considered an acceptable clothing storage location.
  Never ask him to purchase feminine products, unless you are willing to assume he will come home with the wrong thing....
• A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop.
  The young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says "Ok, old fellow, time to retire....
• Man comes home on night when his neighbour stops him
  "You really should close them curtains in the evening, I could see you and your wife making love last night....
• This raggedy-assed old nun was walking home from the convent one day, when this man jumps out from the bushes and has his way.
  Then the man sayeth unto her saying, "What will you tell the Holy Father now, Sister?...
• When To Go Home A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
  After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer....
• Unknown What's the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home.
• What's the difference between a man and E.T.? - E.T. phoned home.
• There was once a little boy ... He was at home one day and he heard some moaning and groaning coming from his mother's bedroom.
  He hastily peeked through the keyhole and saw his mother lying on the bed, naked, rubbing herself and saying "I need a man, God, I need a man!...