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• Vinnie and a friend were driving somewhere on Long Island (NY).
  They came to an intersection where they wanted to make a left turn....
• Great minds always meet at infinity.
• Infinity is one lawyer waiting for another.
• A teacher affects eternity.
• Vinnie and a friend were driving somewhere on Long Island (NY).
  They came to an intersection where they wanted to make a left turn....
• Does killing time damage eternity?
• Q. Why did the Okie drive around the block for three hours? A. His left turn signal was stuck.
• Congress is back in session. Apparently there are a few knots left to turn into loose ends before the election.