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• This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland.
  Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees the South to avoid a collision....
• Captain Bravado... Long ago, there lived an officer of the Royal Navy named Captain Bravado.
  He was a manly man's man, who showed no fear when facing his enemies....
• A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after a large evening ashore.
  As they climbed the gangway the captain threw up all over himself....
• Look, mom: *A*** ****** NO CARRIER
• NAK NAK, "Who's There?" #@#^#$%#(#@^ NO CARRIER
• No input .. No output .. NO CARRIER
• Post-operative...A letter carrier.
• Fascinating Captain.