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• There were these three old guys sitting around at a rest home, discussing their health.
  The first guy, 70 years old, said, "I just wish I was still able to take a good piss....
• Seen in a laboratory at the Department of Computer Science in Lyngby, Denmark
  Statistics prove that 10% of all accidents are caused by drunk people....
• If voting could bring change, it would be illegal.
• Did superman check the coin return slot in phone booths?
• Children at the front seat cause accidents, accidents at the back seat cause children!
• BATHROOM QUOTES "The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
  * Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die....
• Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.
• If you drink, dont park, accidents cause people.