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• I thought I was right once, but I was wrong.
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• Jerk! Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make.
  I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, "Hello?...
• I will fight for your right to your wrong opinion.
• ((wrong && wrong) != right)
• Knock knock Who's there? Don Juan Don Juan who? I Don Juan to set the world on fire!
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  Grandpop slapped ivories at the Congo, and Daddy-O moonlit his rocket ‘88 in the lizard lounges....
• Here are some of my favorite jokes from the HBO special Jackie Mason On Broadway.
  Keep in mind that Jackie is a former rabbi. His father and two brothers are also rabbis....