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• 98% of all statistics are useless.
• 97.3% of all statistics are made up.
• 90% of all statistics are made up
• Take it for what it's Worthle
• Do you know that 87.166253% of all statistics claim a precision of results that is not justified by the method employed?
• Prodigal - Wasteful. Worthless. Prodigy - Hmmm!
• Isn't statistics wonderful?" "How so?" "Well, according to statistics, there are 42 million alligator eggs laid every year.
  Of those, only about half get hatched. Of those that hatch, three fourths of them get eaten by predators in the first 36 days....