Doctor, My Brain Hurts!
Doctor, my brain hurts!
My brain hurts...not my head...just my brain!
My brain ain't working.
My other brain is in the shop.
Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
My problem is an 8088 brain in a 80486 world.
They sent my brain out for carbon dating.
Things to Remember: Love is grand; divorce is at least a hundred grand.
Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician....
At the Doctor's... -A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to help me, I hurt all over.
"What do you mean?" said the doctor. -The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts....