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• Citation for slow BBS'ing: Going 2400 in an HST lane.
• 2400 Baud Callers Need Love Too!
• Hey, my (fill in the name) won't connect with anything at 9600!
• Get Your Modem Running, Head Out On The Highway!
• One day a city dweller decided to take a ride in the country.
  He hopped into his fancy, imported sportscar, zipped out along the big highway for a while, then got off and drove along a very rural dirt road in the middle of farm country....
• If states don't raise the drinking age to 21 they'll lose federal highway funds.
  Isn't that highway robbery?...
• Did you hear about the yupper that thought intercourse was a state highway?
• Why do they have billboards on the highway that say: ARE YOU ILLITERATE ???