Dishonest Person -- One who farts & blames the dog!
Related:
- Man who farts in church,
sits in own pew... - Q: What's invisible and smells like dog food?
A:
Old people's farts... - What do you call a governess who farts?
A hootenanny... - Conway's Law:
In every organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on.
This person must be fired... - One person's kink is another person's
erotica... - Outpatient........
A person who has fainted... - Genius is the talent of a person who
is dead... - A blind man walks into a store with a seeing eye dog.
He takes the dog by the tail, and starts to spin it... - There was a young man from Rangoon,
Who's farts could be heard on the moon,
When you least would expect them, They'd roar from...
