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• Close your eyes and press escape three times.
• Computer Ease! The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Windows 2000
  1. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. 2. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue....
• Error.... 1. Error 13: Illegal brain function. Process terminated.
  2. REALITY.DAT not found. Atempting to restore Universe....
• Practical Joke at a party. Take a sheet of cardboard or a throw away magazine, form a cone with it.
  Take the cone, a coin, and a liquid refreshment (water causes least damage) in a bottle or a cup, of course you will be pretending its your drink....
• Always flush the toilet three times.
• Three Envelopes A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation.
  The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes....
• New CEO A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation.
  The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes....
• What are you doing that for?", Bill asked, looking at his friend Tyrone.
  The large, muscular negro had just finished using a urinal and before zipping up, banged his cock against the side of the receptacle three times....